Beth asks: "Why has Amy Grant not come out with a new song in 10 years.. and more importantly - WHY IS SHE ON THE TODAY SHOW performing said OLD SONGS?"
Amy Grant is the Christian pop singer, right? Didn't she do a Target commerical at one point? More important, it sounds like you're somewhat concerned that she hasn't come out with a new song in ten years. That worries me. Drop whatever it is you're doing, get the iPod, and for God's sake put on some D.J. Quick.
Crusty asks: "Is the Super Lotto Quick Pick mechanism rigged? I never win. Should I pick my own numbers? If I use your birthdate in my numbers and win, will I have to share the money with you?"
The odds of winning the Super Lotto Quick Pick are slim. Amazingly slim. Galactically slim. Lindsey Lohan slim. According to my research, you have about an 18,000,000 to 1 chance of winning your state's lottery; about 120,000,000 to 1 for a multi-state lottery. This is assuming you just buy a single ticket. Go ahead, buy two. Or three. You are more likely to be killed by the following: a bee sting, a shark, a pig, lightning, falling airplane parts, flesh-eating bacteria, a legally-sanctioned execution (subcategory - a lethal injection is more likely than "Old Sparky"), or an asteroid. So should you pick your own numbers? Sure. If it makes you feel better. If you use my birthday numbers, should I get a cut? Given those odds - hell yes.
Rob (no blog?! What's up with that?) asks: "Why are our conservative "leaders" trying to strong-arm patriotic fanfare by bringing our right to burn a flag to the forefront all the while they can't defend our borders, can't curb increasing oil costs, can't present a real exit strategy in Iraq and further divide our nation all the while we have a self-named "Uniter" in office?"
That, my friend, is an excellent question. A question that I too used to ask, until the nice men from the FBI took me to the Education Camp, where I learned that asking such questions was un-American. I also learned that truth serums really do work, and that having your fingers broken one at a time really does hurt. But now I know not to ask such questions. And since my site is monitored by Homeland Security agents who now have your email address, you'll learn that same lesson. Good luck! By the way, some happy news! Liberal activist judges have been served a major defeat! It's now much easier for our government to take our homes and property! This is a major victory against the forces of evil, for only by destroying residential neighbors and putting up strip malls in their place can we defeat the terrorists and keep our country safe.