Fuck, you guys, I'm going gray.
And in a typical me way. I'm not getting the salt-and-pepa "distinguished" look. No, my right temple is shot through with gray streaks, while the left side only sports a few silvery folicles. It looks a bit ridiculous. To the point that I'm seriously comtemplating the Just For Men Solution. Before I end up looking like Paulie Walnuts' half-brother.