Things I Do When I'm Bored

• Make up new lyrics to Prince's "Purple Rain". Example: I never meant to cause you any sorrow/I never meant to clog your shiny drain/"Northern Exposure" sucked without Rob Morrow/Teri Polo, Paul Provenza were both fucking lame...Purple Rain, Purple Rain, etc."
• Make up random names and Google them. "Ferd Lawton" and "Nils Van Der Hoof" did not match any documents, which is sad if in fact those two gentlemen actually exist. Wait - but if they DO exist, they are now Google-able. That, my friends, is POWER.
• Draw funny cartoons and submit them to European newspapers, because I have it on good authority that the Euros have been looking for something to replace the reruns of old "Peanuts" strips. I'm thinking of a "Marmaduke"-style comic, in which the main character gets himself involved in all sorts of wacky hijinx. And the main character? Mohammed. Yeah - THAT Mohammed. I'm telling you - this will be HUGE. Bigger than Garfield.
• Find some random blog and spend a few hours repeatedly going to the site, then away, then back to it. Just to make that person feel good about him/herself.
• Make up some stupid shit about things I do when I'm bored, then post it.