Beth has chose a most opportune time to tag me with this. So as not to disrupt the fabric of the cosmos, I will play along, and will tag three unwitting souls at the end.
Simple rules: List of topics below, I write on five of them, then the three taggees will do likewise.
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an athlete...I'd be a pro baseball player. They have the best thing going - the longest average careers, with excellent salaries, doing the least amount of physical work required of any athlete (and no, golfers aren't athletes).
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...I'd be ecstatic over the prospect of a three-way with Ginger and MaryAnn.
If I could be a writer...day job for Surfer magazine, with evenings spent working on the follow-up to my critically acclaimed, hugely successful first novel. I hear Russell Crowe is playing the lead in the movie version, BTW.
If I could be a llama rider...I'd bound happily over the Andes, hopping from boulder to boulder on my trusty mount, my best girl at my side, and I'd sing...sing...SING!
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous blogger...whaddaya mean, "if"? I'm huge in Belgium!
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any one famous political figure...
So...Chris (even though you're on vacation), Haggis (you, my friend, are seriously lagging and need to post), and Georgia (ditto) - you're it.